If you’re in like a 100 mile radius of NYC, please spend two minutes going over this cheat sheet of how to not be bad at New York. Get your MetroCard ready well in advance of the turnstile. Pay the full recommended museum admission unless you’re broke-ass. Tip 20% and don’t complain about it.
New York thanks you.
Can I add one more?
Get off your iPhone/Instagram/Facebook and enjoy NYC with your own eyes. Your 80-year-old self will thank you for the memories.